Once I crossed the threshold into my workspace, I pressed my thumb against the home button on my i Phone.
I had received a text message from a trusted confidant.
#Baby Kardashian." I weakly laughed at the faint prospect until I let my eyes venture up to see Rob Kardashian's Instagram name attached to the graphic. Before, each detail was a faint possibility: Maybe Blac Chyna, Enemy Number One to the Kardashian/Jenner family, is the greatest online troll we've seen this side of the millennium?
Of course, I double-checked the foolishness, and the post did in fact come from Rob's verified Instagram account. Maybe Rob is pulling another stunt and the post would be deleted within the hour.
After getting the facts of this very jarring and aggressive morning straight, I first decided to get out of bed and make something of my life.
Far gone is that cute time we found out that Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were "breakdown on the train, my friends and coworkers rallied around me once they heard the news.
" Immediately my mind went to Kylie Jenner and Tyga and Blac Chyna's son, King Cairo.
My mind ran a loop of "what about the children" in my best Justin Bieber voice.
Now, it's not too out of the question that she would have a cozy photo with Rob in her vault since she and Kim used to be .
Aside from this, every Kardashian/Jenner with a mouth and access to the public has said that Rob is on the mend after years of struggling with various issues.
Praise be to all other news outlets working to keep the citizens of America informed of Blac Chyna and Rob's transgressions, because that afternoon it was confirmed by a "" that Blac Chyna and Rob are in fact a present-day "item" and that Rob's family is not pleased.