Plus, it's way more interesting than starting a conversation with a random tidbit about your day, like how your boss is an asshole or how your lunch was literally amazing. When I said it: a few days later, mid-conversation.

(This is not a convo starter.)What it meant: This means the date ended back at her place, where we fooled around but didn't finish the deal.

But you have to understand, I couldn't hold it in anymore. What it meant: I'll be obnoxiously sarcastic after sleeping with someone on the first date.

I know this is exactly the reaction you're trying to elicit and I don't care. I want to be a little funny, lighten the conversation and show that sex isn't really a big deal.

Valentine’s Day is horrible, Christmas is painful, birthdays can make even the strongest-hearted weak with pain.

But, if you want to meet someone after a break you, you have to date and some are better than others.

Not only do you have to negotiate a world of bad dates before you get a good one, you then have to navigate the minefield of what happens next.

Like, if the date goes really well, it may be half-expected of me to text her the next day.It's all very exhausting and confusing, especially if you're dating fuckboys.